When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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