I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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