yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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