all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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