oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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