North Korea, Best Korea!
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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