he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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