I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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