apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Randomize
