doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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