Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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