No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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