another moral hangover. fuck.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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