Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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