Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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