Non-Jews are for practice
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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