Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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