Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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