After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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