did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
another moral hangover. fuck.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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