booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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