Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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