i just google imaged poop.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Houston, we have a blender
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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