Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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