If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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