If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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