I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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