The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I looked at my own cervix.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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