What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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