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I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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