I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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