fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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