just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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