I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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