Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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