Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Randomize
