on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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