loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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