never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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