i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
