Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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