So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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