The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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