you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
