you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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