I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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