I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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