Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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