windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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