i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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